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Two Crippled Heroes (1982) Directed by: Joseph Siu

The last of three lead vehicles disabled performers Sam Chung-Chuen and Hong Chiu-Ming appeared in (although an international aka for this movie is Crippled Masters 2: Two Crippled Heroes), as with The Crippled Master, there's little sense of exploitation going on here as the duo are given a chance to play heroes of good morals and martial arts skill. Taking care of a temporarily blind girl who knows too much about the mayor's (played by Wang Hsieh) dealings with a warlord, it's all decent storytelling that is also merely a springboard for choreography suited for the performers lacking full usage of arms and legs respectively. Often complex and creative, a lot of emphasis is on Sam Chung-Cheun's knife throwing skills (which he does with his feet) and the package comes together more by the time the duo fights Addy Sung as the filmmakers find usage for Hong Chiu-Ming and the cart he uses to get around.

Two Girl's Faced (1995) Directed by: Lo Kin-Ming

Just because you happen to know where to point the camera, persuade anyone to give you the key to art, costume and action departments plus set your narrative in ancient times with Wuxia like tendencies amongst the constant sex, doesn't mean your end product is going to be anything. Lo Kin-Ming's Two Girl's Faced attempts class, favouring "moody", tender sex combined with one such story attempt with roots in hatred for men. From an almost unrelated movie comes some horny soldiers belonging to an evil witch played by Alvina Kong whose main nemesis happen to be Category III sleazeball William Ho. Extremely short but dragged out to infinity it seems, the sole lively behaviour comes from cheap wire assisted action but the slightly haunting tone during the gory climax has signs of a film that should've been all that throughout. Then you might've had something low-fi but fun!

The Two Jolly Cops (1985) Directed by: Wilson Tong

Doing a disservice to the buddy cop movie, Wilson Tong casting Gordon Liu and Tai Bo at the head of one proves to be a dreadful and boring choice and endeavor. Chasing a pickpocket (Norman Tsui), a triad boss (Wilson Tong) but mostly a slimey lawyer (Charlie Cho), the light, everyday banter in between doesn't so much not translate... it's just not funny. With no chemistry between the leads either or needed edge to the material (there's barely any action either), only worthwhile scene is seeing Gordon Liu towards the end seemingly out to hurt and torture Charlie Cho but does so in more sneaky ways while also playing mind games with the lawyer. A short sign of life, way too late. Wu Ma and Phillip Chan also appears.

Two Toothless Tigers (1980) Directed by: Ricky Lau

Absolutely abysmal kung-fu comedy involving Sammo Hung, Yuen Shun-Yi and a lot of the former's dependent on- and off-screen talent. Within a high standard career, logically there are lulls and this one comes off as desperately wanting to belong to a trend. More a Yuen Shun-Yi than a Sammo Hung vehicle largely, the last 20 minutes do give way for Sammo and his team's action with a couple of excellent and hard hitting fight scenes. Of note is the finale with Johnny Wang versus the two leads that features highlight footage of hard kicks and falls that look borderline lethal.

Two Wondrous Tigers (1979) Directed by: Cheung Sam

Not all out bad as it somehow manages to execute in the comedic- and martial arts area with less embarrassing results but Two Wondrous Tigers still feels incredibly flat. Tiger (John Cheung) and Robert Ko (Phillip Ko) bump into each other, become enemies, bicker, fight, team up all while showcasing zero chemistry and only certain movies (The Loot being one) showed Ko could break his harder exterior and smoothly be transformed into something lighter. The two take a backseat to the plot involving Elder Master Ma (Tiger Yang) who gets the women he wants, usually involving kidnapping but brother of Sharon Yeung's character and her sister won't give in that easily. They propose to fight for the marriage and when Master Ma loses, he retreats and other suitors line up to claim the bride and the prize money.

It's all unusually friendly and free from violence but comedy involving laxatives and unfunny banter sinks Two Wondrous Tigers to pretty much the level of every unfunny kung fu comedy. The martial arts action is executed with competence but doesn't register. Even concepts of a Buddhist monk essentially dancing with Sharon Yeung is a flat one and the worst offender comes when Phillip Ko and John Cheung fight over 10 dollars, one coin at a time. Sharon Yeung is an acrobatic and fiery eyed standout though and the massive fight with her, Cheung, Ko plus the brother and sister is the best piece of choreography. Also with Wilson Tong.

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